My Now – 01/13/2023


The Penguin’s Biggest Digital Complaints

* Sleeping gas umbrella ads follow him everywhere on the internet.
* Aunt Harriet won’t friend him on Facebook.
* Zappos’s lame top hat selection.
* Can’t generate interest for his Gotham City Super-Villain Pickleball Meetup group.
* Air B&B offers no rental category for secret hideouts.
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